Thanks for all your happy birthday messages! Appreciate the love. Nah for real, for real.
Now back to my breakfast with Run-D.M.C.
PS.
#TheyreDrinkingTea
#MeDrinkAmpagne
#DontTellMeItsTooEarlyForChampagne
#ItsQuaterPastEightPMInHonkKong
#DontGoogleItJustTrustKA
#IMadeItOutOfThe27Club
#Cheers
#IllSayItInHebrew
#Lchaim
#IllSayItInJamaican
#BomboklartCheers

They Got It Wrong (DenchMix) video shoot earlier.
#QuaterPastDenchLocalTime
#BizIsADenchahilic
#ChampagneDontDenchHisThirst
#HeSmokesTenDenchsonAndHedges
#IThinkHesBeenDenchPressing
#DenchPressingFrimpong
#HesAllAboutTheDenchaminsBaby
#IfItDontMakeMoneyItDontMakeDench
Just fucking about, Biz!!
#ExcuseMyDench

As crouched down as he is, this is a stand up dude before your very eyes (@skeptagram). #LayHerDown video is out on YouTube now! Go check it……
PS. The number plate was a genuine coincidence. I was born in ‘85 too. Weird.

#BadmanSunbathing
#WhiteGirlsCantBatheLikeMe
#FactorZero
#TheFootModelsBack
#TrainersDontDoMyFeetJustice
#CornFree
#NoSideDishesRoundHere
#AManTriedToJackMeForMyFeetTheOtherDay
#ISaidButThisIsARolex
#HeSaidButIWantTheToelex
#ISaidPause

Happy weekend!! See you lot down at Indigo2 later for Musicalize. If you didn’t know, sort your fuckin’ life out now. Be there or be triangle. I wanna see who’s avin’ ittt in the front row screaming “it’s K.AAAA!!!”.
Ps. Had to crop the chest out; can’t have @nappermc and @tiniegram hating.

Just left @DjTrevorNelson and @iambenga. Never a chore. Sorry I was late #WhitePeopleTime
#TheLick

#ChillinOutMaxingRelaxingAllCool with @skeptagram at the ‘Lay Her Down’ video shoot yesterday.

“I whistled for a cab and when it came near……………”

Nobody knows that next line!
#SmellYouLater

I love kids; they don’t give a fuck if you wrote P’s & Q’s, they still take the piss.
#MyWaterDidntBreak
#PissTake
#ThePrePissConcerntrateFaceTho
#CouldHaveBeenWorse
#CouldHaveBeenBrownp
#SheSaidThatsForStealingShreksJeansUCunt
#ISaidSorryIShouldHaveKnownBetter
#SheSaidBoyBetterKnowNextTime

‘Jam on toast’
#Ballin
- What u know about mixed grain bread?
#Nothing #Ballin
- The quilted kitchen roll tho.
#Bounty #Ballin
- Strawberry jam:
#ProbablyWaitrose
#ProbablyNotOnOffer #ProbablyBallin
- Extra virgin olive oil chillin’ in the back for no reason.
#Goons #Ballin
- Chip fryer oil Tupperwared off.
#SkyBlueLid #StepYourLidGameUp #Ballin
Hold on, what’s that chillin’ on the John Lewis chopping board? … is that De Nero’s chick from Casino?
#YeahNigga #GINGER #SharonStoneInAPacketTho
#Ballin
You niggas ain’t bout that domesticated life.

Told you I was bout dat hashtag life.
#MrBauer
#YesIGotTimeOnMyHands
#StartedFromKangaroosNowWeHere
#YesITookTheBuckleOffTheLacesGT
#SoNoSnideRemarks
#TheyreNotHankMoody
#TheyreNotFromTheBarbershop
#TheyreNotFromDelBoy
#TheyreNotFromBiancasStool
#IHateBiancasSilverPufferJacket
#JustSaying
#AndIllSayItInFrench
#JeDétesteBiancasArgentPufferJacket
#JustForTheRecord